She jokes

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!