She jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.

The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

The teacher says, "That's right."

The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

"That's right," the teacher says.

The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!