She jokes

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?

'Cause she can't watch her mouth.

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.