She jokes
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!