She jokes
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.