She jokes
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Memes
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"