She jokes

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Woman

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Memes

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Blonde

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Speed Bump

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

Nose

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

Orphan

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

Sex

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

Mama

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.

Woman

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

Bullying

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.