My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
She Jokes
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
