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Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.