She jokes
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.