She jokes

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.

She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.

The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

Screamed till her hands fell off.

How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?

She didn't.

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.

So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."

My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"

I said, "Literally."