She jokes

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Making holy water."

She said, "How are you making holy water?"

I'm boiling the hell out of it.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?

She didn't.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

Screamed till her hands fell off.

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.

So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."

My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"

I said, "Literally."

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she is a dumb b*tch!

Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?

Because she fell into a minefield.