She jokes
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.