She jokes
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.