She jokes

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.

How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.

How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.