She jokes

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.