She jokes
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.