She jokes
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.