She jokes
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.