She jokes
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Cherish you chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.