She jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.