She jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.