She jokes
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.