She jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!