She jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he replies.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"