She jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

She keeps on running from the ball.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.