She jokes
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"