She jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.