She jokes
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"