Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
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Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
