She jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Fat

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Orphanage

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

Wife

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Sister

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Sister

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Account

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Mom

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Sister

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.