She jokes
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.