She jokes

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"