She jokes

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.