She jokes

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.