She jokes

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.