Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke is all about how incredibly obese your mama is. She's so wide that when she waddles past the TV, it's like a damn solar eclipse, blocking the screen for a whole freakin' TV marathon! It's a roast, get it? Now go back to eating your crayons.