How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Sally and the Lightbulb
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up buttercup. So, you think changing a lightbulb is easy, right? Well, not for Sally. She tried, but electricity is a real killer, ya know? She got zapped! It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and dark. Like your future, probably.