She jokes

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

She keeps on running from the ball.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.