She jokes
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.