She jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Memes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.