Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
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Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
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Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
