She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.