She jokes

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.