She jokes
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.