She jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Fat

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Memes

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Mum

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Fat

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Wife

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."