She jokes
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.