She jokes

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.