She jokes
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!