She jokes

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

These are bee puns.🐝

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I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.