She jokes
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?