She jokes

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?