Sexuality jokes
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What's big and black?
My balls.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
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