Sexuality jokes
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Memes
Vhat is the meaning of dis
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Big mummy milkers...
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.