Sexuality jokes
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What's big and black?
My balls.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."