What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Sexuality Jokes
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
I like dildos.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
