Sexuality jokes

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

I like dildos.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.