Sexuality jokes

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

What's big and black?

My balls.

Why can't male orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.