Sexuality jokes
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Big mummy milkers...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?