Sexuality jokes
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Ha, gay!
My dick hard.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Oof, you're gay!
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
I'm gay, lol.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.