Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Kroll es heterosexual.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
