Sexuality jokes

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

Why aren't orphans gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

G@y 👌

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.