Sexuality jokes
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.