Sexuality jokes

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.