Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Blowjob

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Relationship

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Sex

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Straight

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Condom

Dad: Honey!

Mom: What?

Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

Mom: WHAT!?

Children: *staring*

Gay

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Necrophiliac

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"