Sexuality jokes

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

G@y 👌

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

How do you play chess with a Catholic?

You put a condom on the bishop.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

I'm about to cum!