Sexuality jokes
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.