Sexuality jokes
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D