What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Sexuality Jokes
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
