Sexuality jokes
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."