Sexuality jokes
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Memes
gay fish.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.