Sexuality jokes
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
gay fish.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.