Sexuality jokes
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.