Sexuality jokes
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
You're gay if you see this.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!