Sexuality jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Memes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
gay fish.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.