Sexuality jokes
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Memes
oh, does that mean he a pedo!
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
gay fish.