Jack and Jill's Surprise

Alright McPhucker, listen up. You think you're some kind of comedian, huh? You're not. You're just someone who uses shock value instead of being actually funny. In this 'joke,' you set up a classic nursery rhyme, right? Jack and Jill go up a hill, innocent enough. But then, BAM! You twist it into something sexual by having Jack want to lick Jill's candy, which is already kinda weird. But you don't stop there. You drop a huge surprise that Jill is actually a man named Randy. It's supposed to be shocking, and maybe some of the dumb people like you will laugh at it. But mostly, it's just crass and stupid. You're welcome, idiot.