Draco jokes
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
