Draco jokes

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

Desmend: FLY

Draco: FLY

Me: DIE

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.

The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."