Draco jokes

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

Desmend: FLY

Draco: FLY

Me: DIE

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.