Draco jokes
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Memes
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Memes
That’s my little Draco!
