Sexuality jokes
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"