Sexuality jokes
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.