Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Dad

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

Necrophiliac

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

Genie

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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  • Heterosexual men

    Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

    Gay

    How do you find out if your kid is gay?

    Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

    Name

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

    Pac-Man

    The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

    You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

    Nun

    A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

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  • Penis

    For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

    Brojob

    If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

    Shotgun

    What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

    Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

    Gay Guy

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

    The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

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  • Down Syndrome

    People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

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