Sexuality jokes

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: They have nobody to call daddy.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

I like my men how I like my coffee...

WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.