Sexuality jokes
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Memes
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.