What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man bisexual
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
