Sexuality jokes
Like if you're gay.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Whatβs the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: π±I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
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π¨ π¨ What does the initials GOP stand for?
π¬ Gay man On Penis.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?