What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Sexuality Jokes
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Only reasonable gay meme
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
