Sexuality jokes
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Fill it out if u want
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.