Sexuality jokes

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

Ones that contain nuts.

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

A byebyesexual.

Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?

She doesn't eat pigs.

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?

What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?

My boner.

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”