Sexuality jokes
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)