Sexual Abuse jokes
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."