Sexual Abuse jokes
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.