Sexual Abuse jokes

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.

A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"

What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

A pedophile.

What's worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!