Sexual Abuse jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.