Sexual Abuse jokes

What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...

You get to meet Chris Hansen!

How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?

I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

A pedophile.