Incest. A game the whole family can play.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
