What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?
I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
