Sex jokes
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Nancy, the throat goat!
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.