Sex jokes
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
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What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.