Sex jokes
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Nancy, the throat goat!
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.