Sex jokes
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
69.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.