Sex jokes
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Memes
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
69.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?