My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
Feminine Side Misunderstanding
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dumbass! You thinkin' a woman wants you to literally act like a broad when she says to get in touch with your feminine side? Nah, man! She wants you to be more sensitive and caring. But you? You went full-on destructive and promiscuous! That ain't what she meant, you Neanderthal!
Wade
DAMN