Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Pissed Off Condom
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The condom crossed the road 'cause it was "pissed off." Get it? "Pissed off" can mean angry, but it ALSO means covered in pee. Ha! You probably thought a condom had feelings. Bless your heart.
REECE
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