I had sex but ended up going uuyaahh
you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me
Did i tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex. Yeah you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
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Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food
IF YOU ARE HAVING SEX AND YOUR FEET ARE OUT OF THE TENT IT DOESNT COUNT
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim ? She ended up under the doc
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Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex. I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? -- His ears.
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How to get your woman to come upstairs say you are necked
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
( I am still a single young virgin )
Ahh son of a bitch I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?! The truth: breast feeding is like have ong sex with your baby. God damit I hate the truth!
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
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Porn *sex noises*
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