Sex jokes
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓮.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.