Sex jokes
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Eat my ass!
Memes
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Official orgasm donor.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.