Sex jokes

What's another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still wet.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

My girlfriend passed away recently.

At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.

Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

Hey, you down to fuck?

No, I’m just down.

Why did the two balls cross the road?

To get to the penis!

Sorry, too rude?

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.