If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Sex Jokes
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Just cum.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
