Sex Jokes

Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.

the woman said stop but the man kept going so the wife just kept fucking

How does Steven have sex enter backs space wnter back space

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends the holder of the nations purse, Fishi Rucksack will launch a new initiative. This will be to help the struggling 'personal services' industry, and will be labelled, 'Sleep out to Help out.'

I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

Thing to say during sex,"grab his dick and twist it."

I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.

There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum

why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

SEROSLY WHO WANTS DICKS

What do you call snowmen having sex A snowjob

boy; wanna hear about my dick? never mind it's too short. girl; wanna hear about my pussy? fuck no you won't get it.

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar