How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
Husband: Honey, Do you want sex? Whife: No thanks i have a headache. Husband: Is that your final answer? Whife: Mmmmm. Husband: Are you shure? -Whife Yes Husband: No doubts? Whife: No Husband starring a long time at his whife. Husband: Okey, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend. -
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
Girlfriend after sex: how did you get so good at eating pussy? Boyfriend: my mom taught me
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
My son said that bully needs a pounding then i say Yeah right that is what i said and did to your mother.My son opens his mouth and freezes i guess he knew what i was talking about.
what do you call sex. making cake
"Dad what is 69?" asks son Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally. Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
dad:uh yea! son:mom dad what are you doing! parents:SEX! son:what? parents:look you can spectate!
My man is a paci cunt that sucks my dick
Jokes he just asked me for bobs and vegana
Gay person to girl:what’s your favourite planet Girl:penus-(penis)(venus),and what is yours? Gay person: what else, its Your Anus(uranus)😅
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-&-Tell.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, “The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis.” 🥰
