How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
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What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Don’t worry it’s to long
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
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Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
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a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
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