Sex jokes
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
Memes
Closer kin, deeper in!
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"