Sex

Sex Jokes

Dwarf

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

Barbie

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

Anilingus

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

Meals on wheels

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

Anilingus

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!

Son

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Man

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

Pedophile

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

Refrigerator

You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

Part

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?

Family comes first.

Condom

So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"

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  • Vegetarian

    Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.

    School

    A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"

    The woman replies, "No, why?"

    The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."

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  • Blowjob

    Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

    Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

    Celebrity

    I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

    She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.