Sex Jokes

I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison

Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation

I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.

So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head

What do you call lesbian sex during their period A blood transfusion

i like dick

A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢