I did phone sex but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the chargin cored
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke
Row Row Row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics are registered sex offenders
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”
What is long and hard and full of seemen.
A submarine
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR. OPEN YOUR LEGS AND GIVE ME AN HOUR.
KIK:hangtherule
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
Burger King got dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his wopper
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.
