Sex jokes
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Nice cock, bitch.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.