Sex Jokes

Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

That's what happened to my dog.

I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!

What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was a registered sex offender.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Haha, you just saw sex!

I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."