Sex jokes

Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.

Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!

Jarod: Are you Breya???

Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???

Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!

Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

What's long, hard, and full of semen?

Answer: Me.

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn’t close his casket.

Fuck off!

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."

Anal sex is for A**holes.

Watching porn.

Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her… so I said yes.