New Sex Jokes - Page 48 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.

Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.

Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.

Nathan: WE-WE

Alicia: WEE-WEE?

Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes

Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u

Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*

Alicia: *WEIRD*

Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose

Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess

cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou

nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy

cuugh umm

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?

Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣

What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?

A sex-a-phone.

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.