Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill's Risky Hill Adventure
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Explanation
The joke starts off with a familiar nursery rhyme, then takes a turn into adult territory with drug use and implied sex. The punchline is that Jill forgot her birth control pills, resulting in an unplanned pregnancy. It's funny because it's a silly twist and plays on casual irresponsibility.
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Kylo127
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
OMG!!! i told my mom this and holy sheeshinuts i shouldnt have!!!!
Anonymous
aren't they siblings tho???