Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
Sex Jokes
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Big pp suck sook.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Big penis.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
