Last Person on Earth

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is based on the stereotype that girls would only sleep with you if you were the last man on earth. But, the punchline is that if you are the last person on earth, there's no one around to tell you no! It's a bit of a dark and twisted take on the whole situation, kinda like your dating life. If you ever get to be the last person alive, please remember this joke. Also, get a haircut, you look like you eat crayons.