Sex jokes
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Gwen pegs Xzavier.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*