Sex jokes
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.