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Sex Jokes
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How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
