Sex jokes
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Just cum.
Official orgasm donor.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.