Self-esteem jokes

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

You are the joke.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

I hate myself.

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.