Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
