Self-esteem jokes

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!