Self-esteem jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

I love myself.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Make like your hairline and scram!

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.