Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
