Self-esteem jokes

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I love myself.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

I hate myself.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

I love my name.

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.