Self-esteem jokes

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.