I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Your hairline!
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
I am a beautiful person.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
