Self-esteem jokes

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Make like your hairline and scram!

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.