Self-esteem jokes

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

I love myself.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Make like your hairline and scram!

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.