Like if you have balls
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.” Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...” Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.” Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’"
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
You look good with anything, but nothing works too
Im not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
my worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
He was In a fight then a person said stand up for yourself
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
