Self-esteem jokes
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
This joke is short... like your dick!
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Make like your hairline and scram!
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.