Self-esteem jokes

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

I hate myself.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Your hairline.