Self-esteem jokes
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
