I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
sometimes i feel ugly then remember i have a brother then i feel better
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
