Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Two fish in a bowl, First fish asks "Haven't i seen you around here before?" The second fish replies "F**k me a talking fish!!!!"
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
Why is a brick always hard because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while. I said that I have been ill
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have? Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you. Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you. Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies than day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan
